Funny? Annoying? IDC post up some good ass TTS sounds for ventrilo, its all about microsoft sam screw all the others . Heres some below, feel free to add onto the list.

sprinkler says soi soi soyttttttttttt
my rofl copter goesqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
my sprinkler goes like thiststststststststststststst
my machine gun goes like this xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxi
qsqsqsqsqsqsqsqsqsqsqsqsqsqsqsqsqsqse
My rofl train goes tchdvdxtche tchdvdxtche tchdvdxtche tchdvdxtche wuuu wuuu wuuu
i'm a sprinklerttttttttttttststststststtttttttt
triple sprinkler askskskskstststststspspspspsp
roflcopter soi soi soi soi
My sprinkler goes tstststststststststststststststste
wordqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
wordxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
My roflcopter goes dfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfe

spank the monkeyptptptptptptptptptptptptptpt
i spit on you ped ped ped ped ped ped ped
ill shock you xee xee xee xee xee
caw caw caw i is a crow
helecopterftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftft
mmmmmi mmmmmi mmmmmi mmmmmi mmmmmi

are always a funny one

Continuing... (yes we got most from websites just wanted to add them all here)

Suck my Dick wwwwwwwwwwwwwwo
dfpsdfpsdfpsdfpsdfpsdfpsdfpsdfpsdfpsdfpsdfpse
The rattlesnake goes sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse
my roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi
my sprinkler goes watchkchkchkchktststststststststststchkchkchkchktstststststststs
fse ped fwa soi sse ska pew dse xtah xae
owowowowowowowowo
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbop
My rofl copter goes tchdvdxtchtchdvdxtchtchdvdxtchtchdvdtche